Concise to the Point of Vice
Dear Master For Slaves:
How kind of you it was for you to write me:
What u wanting boy
I want somebody who can write a sentence. I didn’t specify bad grammar and spelling as a kink of mine.
That your profile says you only want to hear from ‘real slaves’ doesn’t tell me anything. Who ever asks for responses from unreal slaves?
That your profile specifies that only are only interested in nearby slaves makes me wonder why you’d write to me since I’m over seventy-five miles away and don’t drive.
That your profile contains no other information tells me that we aren’t destined to meet.
I guess I don’t be wanting you.
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Ooh, I want a reply from an unreal sub! I think it’d be neat to hear from someone who doesn’t actually exist.
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Nothing turns me off faster than stupidity. I can respect you if your into shoving toy airplanes up your butt, or if your secret desire is to fuck in a patch of poison ivy, or if you eat (your own) cum sandwiches for lunch, or if what gets you hot is reruns of I DREAM OF JEANIE.
But — please, please, please — act like you have a brain.
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