
Norman’s Twelve Houseboys
Several times a guy pushing a “Family Commune” has attempted to attract my attention. The profile he has posted on behalf of the Master he no longer reads with is fairly long.
It opens like a cross between a bad self-help book and an invitation to join the local Baptist church:
Are you tired of living alone?
Are you yearning to belong…and to be part of a family?
Are you a caring, nurturing person and wish you had ’something bigger’ to contribute to?
Are you emotionally vulnerable? A target for schemes?
Master is currently searching for a very nice, upscale place in beautiful South Florida to form a small and S-A-N-E family / commune / community.
There will be some nice rooms to rent to a few select, natural servant / slave / sub type men.
He is looking to buy a house and to find some suckers to make the mortgage payments?
Of course, you will keep your regular 9-5 life. And you will have your personal space and time.
However, your dedication to your family commune should come first.
Of course the cult will be the priority.
And though this is a roommate situation, there will still be some structure; like domestic duties, fellowship, eating and outings together, etc.
And, if you wish, assisting Master! (I had the honor and pleasure to do that for some time. How wonderful that was.)
So you only have to serve Master if you want to.
An ideal candidate must be submissive, humble, honest, and dedicated to serving.
Someone that can be pushed around?
You could possibly be there part-time only (ex. weekends) but you would have to pay full rent, as you would still have your own room available to you anytime.
The main thing is pay the rent.
ABOUT YOU:
First, truly wanting to belong and be part of a family situation must be a priority.
You should be desperate, needy.
Be easy to be around and able to fit in with your new family. And you must be spiritually open.
Open to what Pentecostalism? Human sacrifice?
Family combined with commune makes me think of Charles Manson. Probably not that kind of thing going on here. Though there are so many cunning and disreputable people who come up with imaginative ways to bilk people …
Really it sounds like an attempt to get a bunch of submissive guys to make someone’s house payments. I’ve seen other online profiles by men that are obviously hoping to manipulate for profit slave-identified males.
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This is so obviously not the way to go about setting up a BDSM family that it has to be a scam. I mean, I know some people who do have a semi-large BDSM family, but there are not that many of them and I can only imagine new ones are carefully screened and get to know everyone slowly over time, etc. They are not recruited willy-nilly on the Internet.
Yet, gosh, what a strong pull this ad must have for some people (especially those who don’t feel confident in taking care of themselves in the world, I’d guess).
There appear to be some great open, polyamorous households. An option I’ve come to wish I’d considered.
It is good fantasy material but probably needs an ex-army sargeant major to administer it in reality. I wish I had the required drive to pull together people to pay my mortgage!
Don’t the mormons have polyamorous households?